Griffins Laugh Center

Hey Griffins, so the year is closing in and we are all getting a bit stressed so the Griffin Gazette decided to lighten the mood and tell a few jokes.

Regular Jokes

1. Hey Griffins, so why did the scarecrow get a raise??????

Hmmmmmm, BECAUSE HE IS OUTSTANDING IN HIS FIELD!!!!

*This is where you laugh*

2. A little something for the math teachers….

Parallel lines have so much in common, IT’S A SHAME THEY WILL NEVER MEET!!!

HAHAHAHAhAHA

3.Have you ever heard about the guy who lost his whole left side????

Well he is ALRIGHT now!!!!

4. Why is there no gambling in Africa????

BECAUSE THERE ARE TOO MANY CHEETAS!!!!!

5. Why did Simba’s father die?

Because he couldn’t Mufasa!!!!

6. Here is a little journalism joke:

Have you heard about the corduroy pillow??

It’s making headlines!!!!!

Yo mama Jokes

1. Yo mama so ugly, she is the reason they turn off the lights at the movie theater..

2. Yo mama so fat, it took Nationwide 2 years to get on her side.

3. Yo mama so stupid,, she got hit by a parked car.

4. Yo mama so poor, ducks throw bread at her.

5. Yo mama so stupid,, when I said “ drinnks are on the house” ,she went on the roof.

6. Yo mama so fat, when she died, she broke the stairway to heaven.

We hoped you guys had bundles of fun with these cheesy yet funny jokes. Tune in for more fun articles.